Thursday, August 11, 2016

Funny student picture

Hello. This time I will show you one really interesting and

funny student photo

who really don't know how much it is two plus two. I am really amazed how this is possible... But when I checked the pic, it drove me mad as he actually gave the right answer... But in a very funny way. Check this math hater funny picture and lets have fun.

Don't forget to share it with your friends...

Especially if there are math LOVERS among them :)

Funny student pic

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

Good life lessons

Hello. I recently read some good stories that are meanwhile

good life lessons

, so I decided to share them with you. They also have Moral of the story which shows what these good life lessons can show us and what we can learn from them. I hope you enjoy them!

Lesson Number 1

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?”

The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.



Lesson Number 2

A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.”

“Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. They’re packed with nutrients.”

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree - he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.



Lesson Number 3

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, “I should be Boss because I control the whole body’s responses and functions.”

The feet said, “We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go.”

The hands said, “We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money.”

And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.

Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.

Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

Moral of the story: You don’t need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.

Thursday, February 18, 2016

China vs Germany funny picture

Hello. A few minutes ago, I found one really humorous and maybe of the best & most

funny picture

. It shows the power of a bicycle made in Germany and how it can easily beat a car made in China... I am sure it will make you smile... Especially people that enjoy biking. Have fun and show this to your friends too! :)

Made in China fail

Friday, January 29, 2016

How to play monopoly with your dog

Hi. Are you a dog lover? I really enjoy playing with dogs, be around them, etc. But I found one interesting and it is now one of my favorite

funny dog pictures

that will show you how a man tried playing monopoly with his cute dog. But did he really maanged to do it? I think not...
Why don't you also check this funny dog picture that shows a dog that enjoys reading a book.

Funny dog photo

Saturday, January 9, 2016

Funny joke

Hello. Let's have fun with another interesting and

funny joke

. This happens every time when I see a mattress, lol! :D

Funny jokes

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