Showing posts with label funniest jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funniest jokes. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 7, 2018

I can't sleep joke

Hello joke lovers. I would like to show you one of my favorite

funny jokes

. Although it's nice, don't try this at home because the other person can become angry for sure. Lol. Enjoy it and don't forget to share it with your friends.

Monday, September 14, 2015

Funny September Joke

Hi. How are you, guys? A few minutes ago, I found this

funny picture

and I laughed a lot. I am pretty sure you will also like it. Don't forget to share it with your friends in Facebook & Twitter. You can always see more Funny pictures in our Facebook FanPage or in our Twitter Account.

Funny joke

Sunday, December 1, 2013

Funny couple picture

Hello. I found this pic and I think this is a really good joke. They REALLY love each other! Also, check some good dating tips!

Funny picture of couple

Saturday, September 7, 2013

Really good and funny joke

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rdgrade." Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The principal and Harry both agreed. Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs." Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: "Pockets." Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants." The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum." Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" Harry: "Shake hands." The principal was trembling. Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?" Harry: "Firetruck." The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last six questions wrong... "